I'm itchy

This is Max. On a cat-scale rating 1 to 10, he's a 57.2, seirously. Yes, I'm completely biased, but ask me if I care. Max is the best, and I miss him. No, no, you don't have to send flowers, he is alive. Max is back in BC. Lucky bugger. He's probably sleeping, and thinking about food or taking a poop while not being itchy. Itchy being my problem, these days -- among other things. Just kidding. Who needs problems anyways?
-- So, back to my problem. I'm itchy. Why am I itchy? Unlike BC at this time, Alberta feels like what I imagined the North Pole to feel like on a bad day. The bad days in which the penguins opt for a hottub rather than their ice pool, with their lovely ice floaties. I guess I have two problems then: I'm cold, and because I'm cold, I'm itchy. *NOTE* please don't think that I don't bathe. I do. I shower every day. If you've read my other blogs, you would probably have guessed by now that I have a little vainity issue, so why wouldn't I shower? -- And why am I deffending myself to you? No clue. Anyways, if you don't understand the whole being cold thing equals itchy, let me clarify that for you. It's not just cold here (like the north pole), it's also dry. Being cold, and dry, results with severely dry skin which is incredibly itchy. It's so itchy, in fact, that it's difficult to sleep at night. I know itching makes it worse, but it feels good for about .5 seconds before it becomes even itchier. Why doesn't Bribby moisturize then? Duh, I do. Every day. I've even switched to Vaseline because nothing else it cutting it. I bought a tub of it yesterday. It feels great, I didn't itch nearly as much -- until sleeping time. Then starts the itching. I'm going to start moisturizing my bod not just once a day after my shower, but when I go to bed, too! Genius. I had to sit down and dump my thoughts exposing them to the cyber world in order to come up with that brilliant solution. Good one, Bribby. Come to think of it though, have you ever noticed how shiney penguins are? And how they glide through their icey pools so effortlessy? And how they don't seem to feel itchy? Vaseline, baby.
Well, I'm just going to go ahead and forward this blog to Vaseline for a winter time/North Pole commercial idea.
Use Vaseline & enjoy your day.
Brittany

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